The James Bond of Marketing

Below is an excerpt from a marketing resume I recently received.
I'm still trying to figure out what this means and I'm honestly afraid this person would water board me.

• Highly skilled in competitive intelligence gathering and counter-intelligence tactics training to mitigate corporate espionage attempts by competitors.

JOB ALERT- 5 Companies Hiring Now!!!!!

Job Alert- 5 Companies Hiring Now!!!!!

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Executive Recruiters, Account Executives and HR Professionals with CSI Companies About CSI Companies:
The CSI Companies comprise five distinct operating units that specialize in the placement of office professionals (Custom Staffing, Inc.), proven sales and operational leaders (Blue Chip Consulting), Executive Search and Consulting (CSI Search), IT and Technical professionals (CSI Tech), and healthcare specialists (CSI Health, Inc).

The core of our company, Custom Staffing, Inc. was founded in 1994 in Maitland, Florida and has since expanded to cover all major markets in Florida. The company was named to the Inc Magazine's national list of 500 top performing private companies in 2000 and Florida's 100 fastest growing companies. In 2005, CSI was recognized as one of the top 25 fastest growing staffing firms in the nation by Staffing Industry Report. In addition to our Florida markets (Jacksonville, Orlando, Tampa), we opened up a Charlotte, NC office in 2005, and added Dallas in 2006. We expanded into Nashville, Denver, and Ft. Lauderdale in 2007.

We offer our employees a competitive base salary and benefit package, unlimited commissions and growth potential. We also offer the opportunity for rapid upward mobility in an environment that is fast paced and constantly changing. Whether we are dealing with our clients, candidates, or our employees our mission remains the same; "Our goal, is your success".

CSI is currently seeking Executive Recruiters and Account Executives. Click on the link below to view their company profile and all available positions:

http://www.thecorporateplaybook.com/employer.php?id=36925 (Company profile and current openings)

Media Advertising Consultant with PDC Advertising About PDC Advertising:

Great People, Great Books, Great Results!
At PDC (Phone Directories Company), we have a motto: Great People, Great Books, Great Results! This three-fold manifest is the standard we use to measure our progress and determine our goals. This statement is not just a slogan that we slap on marketing materials; it contains the core values that PDC is built on.

PDC is currently seeking Media Advertising Consultants (MAC’s) throughout the U.S. The MAC’s primary responsibility is to consultant small to midsize companies on their advertising strategy and creates effective print advertising campaigns. Click on the links below to view the PDC company profile and view all available positions.

http://www.thecorporateplaybook.com/employer.php?id=37220 (Company profile and current openings)

Pharmaceutical Sales Representatives with Warner Chilcott About Warner Chilcott:

Warner Chilcott is a leading specialty pharmaceutical company currently focused on the women's healthcare and dermatology segments of the U.S. pharmaceutical market. They are a fully integrated company with internal resources dedicated to the development, manufacturing and promotion of our products. We have established strong franchises in women's healthcare and dermatology through our marketing techniques and specialty sales forces. They believe that their proven product development capabilities, coupled with their ability to execute acquisitions and in-licensing transactions and develop partnerships will enable them to sustain and grow their business.

Warner Chilcott is currently seeking Pharmaceutical Sales Representatives. Click on the link below to view the Warner Chilcott company profile and view all available positions.

http://www.thecorporateplaybook.com/employer.php?id=31099 (Company profile and current openings)

Professional Sales Career with ADP About ADP:

ADP, a Fortune 300 company, was named "America’s Most Admired Companies" by Fortune Magazine and ranked it No.1 in the Payroll Services category! Our Small Business Payroll Division services fastest growing segment of the US Market, over 10.5 million businesses.
Outstanding Associates are the key to our success

We cannot succeed as a world-class service company unless we globally attract, motivate, empower and retain exceptionally knowledgeable, talented, and committed associates.

Our associates have a strong work ethic and results-orientation, believe in and support our core values, and reflect the diverse business environments in which we operate.

We will offer our associates challenges, opportunities, advancement, competitive compensation and benefits, and personal training and development in an informal, fast-paced, non-bureaucratic environment that is sensitive to work-family and flexible-schedule issues.
ADP is currently seeking Sales Professionals Click on the link below to view the ADP company profile and view all available positions.

http://www.thecorporateplaybook.com/employer.php?id=2311 (Company profile and current openings)

Financial Representatives and Investment Consultants with Guardian Life Insurance. About Guardian Life Insurance:

Founded nearly 150 years ago, Guardian and its subsidiaries are committed to protecting individuals, business owners and their employees with life, long term care insurance, disability income, medical and dental insurance products, and offer 401(k), annuities and other financial products and trust services. As of December 31, 2008, Guardian and its subsidiaries had $39.1 billion in assets (on a consolidated statutory basis).
Guardian operates one of the largest dental networks in the United States, and protects more than six million employees and their families at 120,000 companies. The company has more than 5,400 employees in the United States and a network of over 3,000 financial representatives in more than 80 agencies nationwide.

Guardian is currently seeking Financial Representatives and Investment Consultants. Click on the links below to view Guardian profiles and all available positions.

http://www.thecorporateplaybook.com/employer.php?id=26673 (Company profile and current openings)
http://www.thecorporateplaybook.com/employer.php?id=27423 (Company profile and current openings)
http://www.thecorporateplaybook.com/employer.php?id=5227 (Company profile and current openings)
http://www.thecorporateplaybook.com/employer.php?id=29598 (Company profile and current openings)

Today's Worst Resume Email Address

If your email address is anything other than your name- don't put it on your resume. There, it's that simple. I don't care if you are trying to be cute or funny (which is great and encouraged in most every other aspect) it just doesn't work on your resume. Take five minutes go to gmail and register your name or some variation of your name. Whatever you do just don't put muscledude27@gmail.com on your resume (sorry muscledude27)

Here's what's prompted me to write this. I've been receiving resumes lately and the first thing I see, front and center on the contact info is some ridiculous email address. The person's resume could be great but frankly I get distracted by the goofy email address and have a difficult time moving past it.

So to raise awareness of this epidemic I first ordered little yellow rubber bracelets that say AHotVolleyBallChick4Sure@Hotmail.com and now I'm going to highlight today's top email address (these are actual email prefixes, I've removed the email provider domain for their privacy)

Today's winner:

Abeautfulchikinside@ (Really???)

Honorable mention goes to:

TheAdmiralZephyr@ (this one really intrigues me, I feel like this person should be a skilled boater and would not be shocked if they showed up at the interview with Sperry Topsiders on)

August 3rd Today's Winner:

CatchDeuceDeuce@ (I imagine this person as the biggest Emmitt Smith fan on the planet, and would probably wear zubaz pants and a Dallas Cowboys Starter jacket to the interview)

August 14th Today's Winner:

LuvzBallin@ ( I luvz this email)